Wool Witchery

This blog will be about how to eat the souls of men using knitting and crochet.

Supplies:

• string
• implements of torture
• 1 man
• Febreeze (trust me you will want this when you are done)

The Ritual

1. Gather wool or other fiber. Natural is usually best, but whatever you have will work.
2. Get two sharp sticks of simmilar diameter, or one hooked nail (rust optional).
3. Wrap and pull yarn through loops until the teseract is formed.
4. Place man in the 4D cube and begin to chant ominously.

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